Ah! Crazy Shrine Girl~
Yay! Unbelievable~
わかっているわよ
wakaatte iru wa yo
I already knew,
出会いの瞬間に
deai no shunkan ni
ever since we met.
汗が滲んだ Babyface
ase ga nijinda Babyface
That babyface full of sweat
抑えられない鼓動
osaerarenai kodou
The insuppressible impulse
ヤセ我慢で隠す
yase gaman de kakusu
that you try to hide
スピード違反の Driving
supiido ihan no Driving
Breaking the speed limit while driving.
だって 手を握れもしないクセに
datte te wo nigire mo shinai kuse ni
Because you haven't even held my hands yet,
強がって「ついてこい」なん
tsuyogatte 「tsuite koi」 nante
But you wanted face and said 「follow me」
て背伸びだらけの
senobi darake no
Despite you growing
貴方が好き
anata ga suki
I'll still love you.
まだまだ地・味・だ・NE！
madamada ji-mi-da-NE!
Even though it's still old-fashioned,
Kiss も地・味・だ・NE！(Fuwa-Fuwa)
Kiss mo ji-mi-da-NE! (Fuwa-Fuwa)
Kiss is also old-fashioned, (Fuwa-Fuwa)
履き古しの ズボン脱いで 飛び込んで来たら
haki furushi no zubon nuide tobikonde kitara
Take off your old shoes and pants and jump over
それでも地・味・だ・NE！
soredemo ji-mi-da-NE!
Even though it's old fashioned
ホントの恋・だ・NE！
honto no ko-i-da-NE!
Really, that's what love is
気付いて
kizuite
realizing it
貴方だけに
anata dake ni
Only you
熱いアンジュワ見せてあげる
atsui an du torowa misete ageru
I'll show my passionate 1 2 3, only to you
そっと
sotto
softly floating
Hard day's night game!
トロけそう・・・
torokesou…
mesmerized...
Episode 7
Cutie Big Pinch!
The Super Spicy Hitsumabushi Strikes Back
(Part Two)
Capilus Water
I've had enough of this!
What I did was for your sake!
You said it was something you wanted,
so I thought it'd make you happy.
If you're in there then at least say something...
I have nothing to say to you.
All right, I'm opening the door.
Stop holding it shut!
You're not allowed to open it!
From today onwards, this will be my territory.
You aren't in kindergarten anymore.
You wouldn't understand.
You don't know how it feels to be betrayed.
Forget it. I'll pass my days inside here from now on.
I'm not coming out.
That's impossible. What about your meals?
I brought a few Delicious Sticks.
How long will those last you?
And...
How are you going to go to the toilet?
I'll find a way.
How, then?
You better not be inside there solving your "problem" right now!
What?
I dropped a Delicious Stick on the floor, it's your fault for screaming!
How on Earth is that my fault?
I stepped on it!
Say, living inside a cupboard, no human could do that.
Come on out.
I'm not a human. I'm a god.
I'll overcome this situation and show you.
As you please.
Duh.
I'm going to do homework.
Don't disturb me.
Who would want to?
Jin's
an idiot!
Jin's
an idiot!
You-!
This is fried eggs.
This is stir-fried vegetables.
This is stir-fried vegetables with fried eggs.
Sorry to trouble you.
Recently I've been needing these every week.
Don't worry it about it.
What's wrong?
She hid in the cupboard?
When did this start?
This morning.
She was throwing a tantrum yesterday.
Problems have roots.
You're in the wrong too, Jin.
Hey there, Nagi.
Tsugumi?
I've already heard all about it.
Jin really went overboard,
but he's apologized, so please forgive him.
Jin's apology is only skin deep!
Of all the times he had to do such a thing, why did he wait until I was in the bath...
I also feel that he wasn't careful enough,
and now he knows, too.
Also, staying in that cupboard for such a long time is bad for your eyes.
You needn't worry,
I have my spirit wand.
I see.
I can use it to light up the darkness; a truly amazing stick.
But, it's bad for your health to lock yourself away from sunlight.
And you're bound to get thirsty too.
I've already said not to worry.
I have Delicious Sticks and Capilus.
Capilus?
You took my Capilus?!
I did not!
Why do you tell blatant lies?!
Mine is missing!
I did not take it! I simply picked it up!
Are you some sort of a kid?!
Jin, wait...
Delicious Sticks in my right hand,
Capilus in my left hand.
I can still fight for another ten years.
Lemon flavored.
Why is she so angry? I just can't understand her.
Well, you see... girls' emotions are delicate.
I'll talk to her personally later.
Forget it. It doesn't matter.
Don't say that!
At the end of the day, you're the one responsible.
Anyway, if Nagi doesn't come out, the cupboard's useless.
There's nothing inside of it...
There, see.
What's inside?
One after another, all big breasted.
No, never mind.
Just go and wait in the living room.
When I get Nagi to come out, make sure you apologize to her.
Nagi, it's me.
Jin's not around, so let's have a girl to girl talk, okay?
There's no point, my will is as strong as Yasakani no Magatama.
I understand how you feel.
I think if I were in your shoes, I'd be angry too.
Us girls need to be mentally prepared, too.
Is that so?
What makes me angry the most is that Jin trampled on my feelings.
But you have to understand...
If he hadn't done what he did last night, I probably would've accepted Jin.
I could have been happy! But yesterday...
Yesterday was totally unforgivable!
He was just... too cruel.
Jin! You're totally in the wrong!
Just because you felt like it, you toyed with a young girl's innocent feelings!
You're no better than a mindless beast!
All men are wolves!
And, please take care of this.
Say, what did you do?
Well, Nagi's anger really is understandable.
I'll be frank. Even a god wouldn't forgive such behavior.
But, even if that is the case,
I only did it because I'd thought it'd make her happy.
Those kinds of things, though, really have to be taken step by step.
I would know! I've played enough dating simulation games.
Anyway, I wish you the best of luck.
Thanks. I'm sure I'll think of something.
I'll pack up and come over, see you later.
Sorry to trouble you. Later.
How'd it go?
He's coming over.
I see...
Feels like it's been a long time...
...since we were sitting here, together.
Is that so?
Ever since she arrived, things have just gone from bad to worse.
Exploding breasts, huh...?
Oh my...
You got here quick, Akiba...
To think my sister would get so worked up over such a thing...
No wonder it's so quiet here today.
That is to say...
It's just the two of us today, right Jin?
W-Wait! Am I just air, or something?
Fried eggs girl?
I'm Tsugumi.
Pardon me.
Then, Jin,
if you don't mind, shall I help you get big sister out?
I've got a good idea.
So hot...
Nagi!
W-What?
About last night's incident...
There's still a way to rectify it.
So please come on out.
You think I'd believe you?
Honestly, using sugar-coated words in an attempt to coax me out!
There's nothing you can do, liar!
If that's the case, Jin, just ignore my irrational sister.
Zange?
That's right.
But surely to the Cupboard Princess,
whoever's outside is of no significance, right?
That's right, I have no interest in the outside world whatsoever.
Is that so?
Then it's just as well that Jin has forgotten all about you too...
No, that's not quite...
From now on, just let me take care of you.
I'll stay by your side, and together we'll do lots of really naughty things...
N-Naughty things, being...?
Just the kind of naughty things that could never be spoken about out loud.
What exactly are you trying to do?
Oh my...
Am I hearing things?
Or was it a Zashikiwarashi?
Oh well, who cares about unimportant sounds anyway?
Let's be naughty right now, Jin!
W-Wait! Zange!
Even though I know it's just a ploy, she's still really convincing.
There... No... Not there...
Like this?
Do you really expect to lure my attention and catch me off guard that easily?
Who'd fall for something like that?
Zange, isn't this just an act?
Don't speak too loudly, or big sis might suspect something.
That aside, are you really planning on going through with this?
Capilus Water
Of course not...
There's no other way.
In that case, let's switch to the format of a documentary.
Capilus Water
What are you doing?
Some scenes will be based on real life characters and situations, and therefore are not entirely fiction.
That being the case, there may be some drastic scenes, so viewer discretion is advised.
I'm coming!
Please don't do that Zange! This is too much!
You're so cute, Jin!
Wai- Don't! No!
Jin... Just ignore my petty sister...
Please stop this, Zange!
Don't make a fool out of me!
No doubt if I get lured out now, you'll shout,
"Yeah! Got you!" And then catch me for sure, right?
What kind of idiot do you take me for?!
Jin? Zange?
Jin, you spilled so much...
Wait a minute! What are you two doing?!
What the hell are you doing? Making Jin...
I'm sorry, I got too engrossed in the act...
Jin, are you all right?
Idiot.
Hello? This is Mikuriya here...
I'm unavailable at the moment.
Please leave a message after the tone.
What's Akiba doing?
If I hadn't stopped them just now...
That Zange... what a terrifying girl.
Just now... nothing happened.
I-I know!
It's a shame, though.
How is it a shame?!
This has become love comedy.
A love comedy indeed.
That is to say, if we'd arrived earlier,
we could have seen the lyrical and erotic scene!
I really wanted to see it too,
but thanks to Takako, we got lost on our way here.
It couldn't have been helped; this is my first visit to Mikuriya's house, after all.
Hang on. Aren't you Nagi's younger sister?
I'm Zange!
Anyway, what are you guys doing here?
Well, I needed to return this dating game, "Pure Heart" to him.
But after speaking to him, he told me that there were some matters to be settled at your place.
So we agreed to just meet here.
Don't just meet up at people's houses whenever you want...
Pure Heart... that's the theme of the maid café I worked at, right?
Yeah, it's the original game you cosplayed.
Take a look.
How cute.
Too Shy-Shy Girl.
Takako, you pervert.
Akiba you're the worst.
As expected of Mikuriya, a completely normal room.
Such a minimalist and boring space; it actually reminds me of his artwork.
Who asked you?
Nagi, the president and vice-president are here.
Takako? Why?
We heard you were having some problems, so we rushed here.
Sorry to intrude.
I see.
Sorry to drag you into this.
It feels really stuffy since there are more people.
How hot...
You can go back any time.
What kind of blunt tone have I taken on?
Tsugumi really! Idiot, idiot!
Nagi, we heard all about last night's incident.
But how could you possibly pass the rest of your life in that small dark cupboard?
We need your radiance to inspire the members of the Fan Club!
To them, you are their only hope.
We all came here, so please come on out!
Let me see what you look like in your home clothes!
Finally your true intentions surface, Takako.
So, Nagi! Come on!
No way.
Seems like it's no use.
You gave up so fast!
No matter, interesting situations such as these rarely ever happen,
so we may as well make use of it as material for the home page.
Really, what exactly are you doing?
Jin!
Calm down!
If you don't leave your house, you won't grow taller!
Why is Daitetsu...
I called him over too.
It seems like there's a little misunderstanding.
D-Don't be so depressed!
It doesn't matter whether a drawing is good or bad,
what's important is the passion!
That...
Why are there... so many people?
Akiba better get here soon...
It's getting even hotter...
I'm actually starting to get a little thirsty...
Nagi, are you all right?
Perfectly fine.
I knew it!
This place is unexpectedly comfortable.
Maybe this should become my new shrine?
An impurity in this place?!
Get away! Get away!
Nagi!
Nagi?
Don't come here!
Mikuriya, catch it!
I'm trying...
Shoo! Don't come this way!
Oh my...
This way!
Daitetsu! Hang on!
Akiba... Hurry up...
Akiba!
Akiba...
Akiba!
Mikuriya!
Akiba!
Mikuriya!
Anyway, what's up with this gathering of the all-star cast?
We'll go into the details later.
Akiba, I'm returning this to you.
Thanks.
Akiba, quickly take that out.
Jin.
What happened, and what's going on now?
Well...
Sometime yesterday I noticed they were showing "Heart Throb! Cat-Filled Paradise" on the TV.
It's a really cute show.
And I remembered that Nagi's a fan of it...
So, since she was in the bath, I decided to record it for her.
I put a tape in...
But what I didn't realize was that she'd already recorded "Something Cutie..."
That's "Lolikko Cutie."
...onto that same tape.
Naturally Nagi's recording got written over.
When she found out, she got mad, saying she hadn't yet watched that episode.
So she ran into the cupboard.
No wonder...
Yesterday's episode was the climax of the Impostor Cutie arc too.
Akiba, do you watch that show as well?
Now and then.
Some episodes are truly noteworthy triumphs of animation and direction.
What kind of response is that?
Considering that this is today's main topic, I'd have expected you to show at least a little interest.
Nagi, Akiba's brought over "Lolikko Cutie."
Really?
Absolutely true!
Yesterday's episode was overseen by one of my favorite anime directors.
Thanks to his connections, that particular episode featured a number of superb original illustrations.
So far as fans of the show are concerned, it was simply unmissable.
There's really no need for such a digression right now.
You can even check it yourself.
Akiba?
What is this?
DVD?
Nope. Blu-ray.
It's a Sony!
I don't believe this! My house doesn't even have a DVD player!
The best animations have to be recorded in the highest possible quality.
But don't fret, Mikuriya.
I knew this would happen, so I prepared a video cassette too.
You should have taken that out in the first place.
Nagi, see, this is the video.
I'll put it here, take a look yourself.
Jin, what is this?
It's a video, isn't it?
That's right. A video... a Beta.
Beta?
What's that?
It's a Sony.
Everyone's already gone home.
I've thought it over.
When in the past Dad wanted to watch baseball,
I had to miss the program I wanted to watch on television.
To Dad, it might not have been very important,
but to me, it felt really unfair.
I was thinking, maybe I did the same thing to you.
But,
I really just wanted to make you happy.
I thought that if I recorded that show for you, it'd make you smile.
Though, I see now, I failed.
I'm sorry, so please come on out.
You must be hungry, let's eat together,
like always.
I'm sorry!
I've decided!
I'll let this incident pass!
You... In future just stay in the cupboard and never come out!
Mr. President!
Someone! Quick, call a doctor!
Who'd lose to someone who shows off their breasts like you?
I like breasts though...
Like you stand a chance against me with that washboard chest of yours!
Breasts!
The eels are disappearing from all corners of the world...
I'm late, I'm late...
I granted you two lives.
I'll break you like a strand of hair!
What is this all of a sudden?!
Sorry! I'm really sorry!
Illusion!
Eat this!
Starlight Cutie!
I'm really sorry.
Actually, I granted you three lives.
What's happening?
Has the curse been lifted?
Please guide me along, Lolikko!
The same to you!
This episode is godly...
Episode 8
The Hill of Straying Storm
Next week's Kannagi, don't record over it!
1:59 - "Capilus Water" is a parody on the actual brand, "Calpis Water." 5:20 - Word pun on "amazing" and "stick". When the word "stick" is approximated in Japanese, it is pronounced "suteki", which is the same as the Japanese word for wonderful or amazing; "suteki na suteki". 7:04 - "Yasakani no Magatama", one of the three items used in the ceremony of imperial ascension. 11:04 - "Zashikiwarashi", a Japanese demon which resides in people's houses making low noises to scare people. 17:02 - Takako's arm position resembles Ultraman shooting his Specium Ray.